Zombies in Plain English

It's not very timely, but hey. It's still fun.

Courtesy of http://www.commoncraft.com/zombies.

P.S. Thanks Natalie!

Top 20 Most Bizarre Experiments of All Time

This is just sick and/or weird. http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/Top/experiments.
Here's the list - you've gotta go read it for yourself to get the details.
#1: Elephants on Acid
#2: Obedience
#3: Demikhov’s Two-Headed Dogs
#4: The Initiation of Heterosexual Behavior in a Homosexual Male
#5: The Isolated Head of a Dog [poor dogs!]
#6: Human-Ape Hybrid
#7: The Stanford Prison Experiment
#8: Facial expressions while decapitating a rat
#9: The Vomit-Drinking Doctor
#10: Beneficial Brainwashing
#11: Monkey-Head Transplant
#12: The Remote-Controlled Bull
#13: The Ape and the Child
#14: “My Fingernails Taste Terribly Bitter”
#15: The Electrification of Human Corpses
#16: Seeing Through Cat’s Eyes
#17: Stimuli Eliciting Sexual Behavior in Turkeys
#18: “Would You Go To Bed With Me Tonight?”
#19: Shock the Puppy
#20: Heartbeat At Death

Thankfully, we now have the internet to keep us occupied, so we don't have to come up with strange and horrific experiments (though I'm sure it still happens all the time).

Crispy Cones

The sponsored links at the top of Gmail continue to send me to odd things that I never thought existed. Today I discovered Crispy Cones. It's regular food, put into a cone. Very odd. Here are some examples: