Is it Spring Yet?

The birds are chirping. The flowers and trees are in bloom. The sickening smell of freshly laid mulch is in the air. It must be spring, right? Then why am I still wearing wool turtlenecks, wool pants, and a coat?! Doesn't Mother Nature know that not only does April bring rain showers, but it brings temperatures in the 60s!? So why are we struggling to get to even the mid-50s?

Global warming my ass...